HELLO WORDPRESS

WORDPRESS
cool shit man
hahhhaha !!!

work today
cool as usual
so weird , i used to hate work

interesting incidents :
willie asked me if i like ice cream
so i said yeah ,
i mean , i do like ice cream !
but he kept asking me the same darn question ,
and i answered so many darn times
i asked sam what the hell is “ice cream”
and for some reason ,
IT EITHER MEANS COCK/DICK OR SEMEN
bloody gross sia

sam and i were talking about finger fucking
and she suddenly mentioned the dildo .
our conversation then became about a fake pussy
the fake pussy was designed to feel exactly like a real one (DUH)
but im guessing , maybe its dry ?
oh well .
anyway , sam said that it vibrates too !
and !
she actually put her finger in and it felt like a blender
OH SAM
hahaha !

sam said that the song “dont matter” by akon totally fits me and poo

rachel was in a good mood today

willie was being so mean to gracia !!!
he said that she looked like that creppy mouth cancer woman on tv
gracia prettier la !

anyway , yesterday ,
i travlled all the way to courts powerhouse at tampines
it was not fun really ..
here’s something that’s MAJOR SHOCKING
if i decide to buy a macbook there , and pay monthly ..
with interest and every stupid extra charges
THE NOTEBOOK IS ACTUALLY WORTH DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OR SO
i mean how bloody stupid is that

i was so pissed off i tell you ,
travelling from one end of singapore to the other FOR NOTHING
i know singapore’s not that big .
but id rather sit at home ,
feel my ass grow bigger

to make things worse ,
on the way to church after that ,
this stupid lady on the bus kept FLIPPIN HER HAIR
gross
it looked fucking oily
and it kept swishing against my arm
EWWWWWWWWWWWW

im such a bimbo

i dont know why but im so pissy now:(

on a lighter note,
INDULGZ TMR