dear friend

it’s been a while since we had a nice chat over tea and chocolate covered blueberries.
and i certainly kinda miss how things were just in black and white.

now things are multicoloured.
with different shades of each colour which makes it ultra confusing.

my two week break has been the craziest break EVER!!!
spending close to a thousand smackaroos in the span of two and a half weeks.
partying every week,
more than twice a week

and now that school has started i constantly ask myself, and dinesh
“DINESH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING ?!”
MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN CRAZIER .

FISH THERAPY

fish therapy with claud and grace.
we were so damn nooby.
the staff there were really nice and polite
and this lady told us to put our heels in first.
and MAN !!!
THE SENSATION WAS SO WEIRD
we kept screaming and making noise.
haha
wtfff

and they have fish therapy for the whole body.
that should be interesting.

girl talk while waiting for the hello kitties.
and going crazy and the mango sale

met art and his friends afterwards.
all i remember was playing 5-10,
playing superman and tequila pops.
pop after pop after pop..
and yes. i got high .

it was a Gdamn disaster cause i did not turn up for newswriting consultations today.
fuckedup much ?

PHILIPPINES

i realised Mama Renee has trully given me many opportunities
I;ve met a couple of filipino models,
Ms Philippines(WHO IS GORGEOUS), Mr Philippines World ..
and the most famous fashion show director in Philippines..
and !
i met VICE GANDA .
okay not really meet..
just bump into..

and i must mention indochine has awesome chocolate martinis

work

four days slaving my ass off for MioTV and participating in the santa cruzan has left me no choice but to catch up with sleep for the past two nights..
HAHAHHA
i’ve been waking up at like whoa 2pm !

MY PAY IS SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY RUNNING OUT
and i only got it last tuesday.
this is trully depressing.

anyway,
working and giving out freebies was pretty interesting.
despite standing up for hours and hours,
it was kinda fun..
see my job’s to collect contact details from people…
and when they fill out those forms i give them a free bag ..
and WHOA !!
SINGAPOREANS CAN BE SO DAMN BLOODY KIASU
on the first day this woman came up to me three times..
didnt recognise her the second time.
but the third time i was like WTFFF
she and her son came back on the last day…
i guess i was too stunned so i couldnt refuse .
and !!! i took a look at her son’s form..
his name’s supposed LONG KOK
okokokok …
wtf wtf
if that’s really his name i’d laugh if his cock’s not long.

and this other lady came on the 2nd and last day…
filling out forms for ALL her relatives for the damn free bag.
so retarded

ENTERTAIN YOURSELVES PEOPLE

1:23:41 AM dinesh: BTW I GONA GET EXTENSIONS FOR MY PUBES
1:23:42 AM dinesh: HAHAAHAHA
1:23:43 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: ill be earning 6 digits a month and you still wont be done
1:23:44 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: HAHAHHA
1:23:47 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: EWWWW
1:23:49 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: WHY THE FUCK
1:23:54 AM dinesh: HAHAHAHHAA
1:23:57 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: you wanna wear shorts and braid and show it off?
1:24:19 AM dinesh: THAT AND MY PITS TOO.. ILL WEAR SLEEVELESS
1:24:25 AM dinesh: THAT AND MORE
1:24:39 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: you want dreadlocks in your armpits just say
1:24:56 AM dinesh: ITS LIKE A WINDOW TO A PRIZE THAT AWAITS THE GIRL THATS .. GONNAA….. ERRR YOU KNOW
1:25:34 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: you really think a girl will be willing to go through the curtain???
1:25:58 AM dinesh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.. IF SHE WANTS IT.. SHE GOT TO SEE.. WHAT ON THE OTHER SIDE:)
1:26:03 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: WTFFF
1:26:07 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: eh eh i know
1:26:09 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: you should like..
1:26:23 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: get extensions fr your tummy hair
1:26:26 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: all the way down
1:26:30 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: make it like..
1:26:35 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: damn bloody long
1:26:41 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: then you dont need to wear pants out
1:26:42 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
1:27:10 AM dinesh: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
1:27:15 AM dinesh: U STUPID GIRL
1:27:18 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: HAHAHHAHAHA
1:27:30 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: better still get extensions everywhere
1:27:35 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: no need to wear clothes
1:27:40 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: but must shampoo everyday
1:27:44 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: your whole freakin body
1:27:45 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: HAHAHHA
1:28:04 AM dinesh: U DAMN GROSSSSSS LEEHH
1:28:15 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: OH LOOK WHO’S TALKING
1:28:22 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: THE GUY WHO WANTS PUBIC HAIR EXTNS
1:28:24 AM Emo Screamo Therapy: HAHAHAHHA
1:28:41 AM dinesh: HAHAHAHAHAHHA

GOLDDIGGA

i look forward to the bottle of vodka,
probably accompanied by nice, chilled cranberry juice and redbull,
with mad insane dancing and mad insane company
WOOOOHOOO CANT WAIT Y’ALL !!

grace is back
i finally have some money on me
my womanhood is getting on my nerves
i stilll cant remember my own handphone number

i had a super weird dream last night…
i was in the shower with gf,
and her brother BARGED IN…
and for some reason gf was so ,very calm despite being butt naked in front of him..
and he calmly asked us,
“are you all having sex?”
i frowned and gf was like “no?”
and he went
“okay, can you all just keep it down anyway , Dr House is in there(points to the left), and Dr Chase is in there(points to the right) and *some random names* are upstairs “
he left and gf walked out of the shower
i was drying up and changing and suddenly there was a commotion outside.
cause apparently this bunch of girls(bout three of them) who were gf’s cousins were trying to break into the shower.
and i was still naked.
they used pails and REALLY LONG SCREWDRIVERS and all …
waah fucking weird.

GF

today claudia and i had a freaky twin moment.
only thing is the poor girl got it worse.

i was brushing my teeth and suddenly my arm were freakin tired and like two seconds later
i felt like vomitting and two seconds later i felt like the life was sucked out of me
and i thought i was going to faint.
oh maybe i did?
like for a few seconds over the toilet bowl
but whatever…

i told this to claudia cpl and mel
and cpl was like..
WHY IS EVERYONE FAINTING TODAY
cause apparently claud did black out for a minute or something
FREAKY ICKY

anyways !
went over to clarke quay yesterday to catch the performance by this Belgium dance troupe.
IT WAS SOO GOOOODDD …
I’d pay to watch them so i guess NAC was being super generous this year.
have i mentioned that Ilotopie’s Water Fools was damn good as well ??
Yesterday was pretty much a nightmare though since 30% of the audience were probably from mass comm , which meant that if mel and cpl weren’t there i probably wouldnt have a story to work on….

i felt like crap for the whole of today
i was perspiring but i felt cold
but i did not have a fever..
i dont know why im so weak
but anyway thank you , gf,
for letting me sleep in your house,
even when you left for school..
and thank you for fetching me the panadol and patting my head even though it was my tummy that was painful..
HAHAHA

i dont know why but im soo addicted to viwawa ..
and i dont know why those stupid AHBENGS AND AHLIANS just LOVE to kick me out when i win a game of daidee..

HOLIDAY

so much planned for this week..

i realised that if i wanted to i could party from monday to friday..
WTFFFF
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAH